So apparently, my buddies and I are having a big problem with one of our friend's ex. Note: I will not be using their real names but they names of the characters they go by. Plus, it's their online names anyways xD

Here's the story:

My friend Dusk's ex dumped her because she couldn't have kids. I thought that was pretty assholish of him because if he real loved her it wouldn't have mattered. Besides we're what? 18? Do we REALLY want to have kids at our age? I don't think so. So during that time period he dates Lavi, Dusk's best friend. Now what's really messed up is that he DIDN'T break up with Dusk yet. He did this behind her back and knowing Lavi couldn't resist since she's never had a boyfriend before, he lied to her saying he and Dusk had broken up when that wasn't the case. So now we have a cheating boyfriend and a clueless best friend. OH THE JOY. But hey, it gets BETTER!

Douche (that's what I'll call him) decides that he doesn't love Lavi anymore and dumps her. During this time, Lavi and I were together attending a work orientation for three days straight. Douche texts us while we were eating at Lavi's house and says THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
"I should have dated Vis/Sakura. She's so kind." (I picked up the phone and saw the text).

WHAT THE F***? First, you claimed to be in love with Dusk. Then you dump her for Lavi. Then you dump Lavi for thinking you'd have a chance with yours truly? I don't think so. I don't date my friend's exes and after all the crap you pulled, you'd THINK I'd fall for you? Well, TOUGH SHIT. Then, during that same day at night, he texts me thinking I'm Dusk wanting to talk to her about giving him a second chance. Um, did you JUST text us earlier saying you were in love with me now? Are you missing something here?

Now to part 1 of the best part! Last night, Dusk, Lavi and I slept over her house because we were bored and had nothing better to do. Douche texts Lavi via her phone telling her it's all LAVI'S FAULT THAT HE DUMPED DUSK BECAUSE HE WAS FLIRTING WITH HER. Um last I checked Douche, you yourself text Lavi while I was sitting right next to her the reasons you dumped Dusk was because she couldn't have children. What you just said about Lavi flirting with you is a bunch of bull crap.

And finally, part 2 of the best part! So irritated, we called Douche and cursed him out. He tend proceed to being the docuhebag he is and deny everything. So everything he ever told Lavi and me about liking me, his real reasons for dumping Dusk and whatnot via text messages were now lies. Sure, like I'm gonna believe your crap. You pulled something similar while we were in school. So Dusk decides to call Douche again and get some answers. He then tells that yes he did dump her for not being able to have children but still denies the fact he told us he was in love with me and the other good stuff. So Dusk decides to be nice and stay his friend. What, you thought this was over? YOU ARE SO WRONG 8'D

Douche leaves a voice mail saying he's won this war. Excuse moi, but you didn't win anything. Dusk isn't your girlfriend which is what you wanted. If she WAS your girlfriend you would have won BUT SHE'S NOT. So Dusk gets irritated by the voice mail and leaves him one saying he should have dropped it the minute that they spoke and because he wanted to be an ass about it, she said "You screwed it up for yourself so now I don't want anything to do with you." Douche hears this and claims that it was Lavi and my fault for provoking him. Hrrm, if you hadn't left the voice mail saying you "won" we won't have retaliated like we did. So who provoked who my dear Douche? Well, you screwed it up for yourself. I hope you're happy with all the drama you've caused us over the last few months. And guess what? Unlike most people, we never let you get in between us. Why? Cause when you started dating Lavi, Dusk already had plans on dumping you anyways because of your bad hygiene. It's called deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste. We suggest you use it.


Damn, this is a LONG entry X__x;; But there you have it, the reason why I'm so irritable today and will be for quite some time D:


EDITED FOR SOME SPELLING ERRORS LOLZ 8'D